This guy thought: “Hey let’s do some copier prank” and promptly completed
his task. However he didn’t calculate several things in and so, his prank went
into a big disaster. First, he didn’t think of the load weight the copy glass
might carry and second, he underestimated his own weight.

The result: One broken copier and glass in his ass!

My only short but direct comment: Ouch!

How do you explain THIS to your boss?