{"id":5263,"date":"2013-04-09T10:11:43","date_gmt":"2013-04-09T08:11:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/?p=5263"},"modified":"2018-07-12T16:07:00","modified_gmt":"2018-07-12T14:07:00","slug":"idiots-never-learn-today-crushed-balls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/?p=5263","title":{"rendered":"Idiots never learn &#8211; Today: Crushed balls"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-2460\" title=\"Movies-Oscar-icon-64\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Movies-Oscar-icon-64.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"64\" height=\"64\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Movies-Oscar-icon-64.png 64w, https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Movies-Oscar-icon-64-24x24.png 24w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 64px) 100vw, 64px\" \/>I really wonder if pain is so alluring that some people switch off their brain<br \/>\nand do silly things, a normal person would never think of, no matter how<br \/>\nspectacular it would be. This guy however is one of those who seem to<br \/>\ndestroy their descendant&#8217;s future. Oh, and girls don&#8217;t like scrambled eggs!<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->So while you can witness another descendant&#8217;s premature end, you can ask yourself, too, what keeps such individuals doing such silly stuff anyways?<\/p>\n<p>I just say: Family jewels &#8211; Bye bye!<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 640px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-5263-1\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Family-jewels-bye-bye.mp4?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Family-jewels-bye-bye.mp4\">https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/Family-jewels-bye-bye.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I really wonder if pain is so alluring that some people switch off their brain and do silly things, a normal person would never think of, no matter how spectacular it would be. This guy however is one of those who seem to destroy their descendant&#8217;s future. Oh, and girls don&#8217;t like scrambled eggs!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,767,150],"tags":[821,2547,1285,207],"class_list":["post-5263","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-curiosities","category-fun-2","category-video","tag-balls","tag-crushed","tag-jump","tag-pain"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5263","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5263"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5263\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5263"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5263"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5263"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}