{"id":4157,"date":"2012-12-05T11:37:40","date_gmt":"2012-12-05T10:37:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/?p=4157"},"modified":"2012-12-07T13:40:03","modified_gmt":"2012-12-07T12:40:03","slug":"unnecessary-goodies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/?p=4157","title":{"rendered":"(Un)necessary goodies…"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"There’s lots of useless junk sold worldwide. The Anti-Fart-underwear might
\nbe one of these. Okay, farts aren’t really wanted in crowds and one might
\nwant to vanish in a big hole when he\/she has dropped one. But you can’t
\nstop nature. When it happens,then mostly in cases where you don’t want it.<\/p>\n

According to an US company they invented special underwear that is working like a catalyst and removing the odoring part of the flatulence. However the sounding part isn’t dampened in any way. So despite the fact that you produce non-smelling farts, the embarrasing moment is still given, especially in a quiet environment.<\/p>\n

At least I wouldn’t consider a big “PRRRROUT!” in a museum very contributing, except if you want to express that the viewed art object is just shit!<\/p>\n

The fact that in Asia this sort of underwear is also produced now and even a good seller, lets me think that also in Asia Flatulence is an upcoming issue. But what do asian people eat what makes them fart? At the moment I don’t know of any vegetables they’re consuming that is forcing one to fart.\"\"But what I do know of, is beer. Beer can make you fart lots… unfortunately!<\/p>\n

So what’s the next gadget we will see from the clothing industry? Anti-Stinksweat shirts?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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