{"id":3935,"date":"2012-10-21T15:05:52","date_gmt":"2012-10-21T13:05:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/?p=3935"},"modified":"2018-07-10T17:25:25","modified_gmt":"2018-07-10T15:25:25","slug":"let-me-teach-you-a-lesson-doors-are-hard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/?p=3935","title":{"rendered":"Let me teach you a lesson: Doors are hard!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-648\" title=\"video\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/video.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"64\" height=\"64\" \/> This famous citation of Al Bundy throwing out one of Kelly Bundy&#8217;s dates<br \/>\ngot real for a hasteful man trying to hurry when paying his gasoline bill.<br \/>\nWhat he didn&#8217;t pay attention to: The automatic door seems to have an own<br \/>\nmind and stayed close. Painful for the hurrying man&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->As always: Brake yourself if you see an automatic door. You never know if it&#8217;s opening in time!<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 640px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-3935-1\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Stupid_Automatic_door.mp4?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Stupid_Automatic_door.mp4\">https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Stupid_Automatic_door.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This famous citation of Al Bundy throwing out one of Kelly Bundy&#8217;s dates got real for a hasteful man trying to hurry when paying his gasoline bill. What he didn&#8217;t pay attention to: The automatic door seems to have an own mind and stayed close. Painful for the hurrying man&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[767,150],"tags":[2135,1335,207,2136],"class_list":["post-3935","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun-2","category-video","tag-automatic-door","tag-closed","tag-pain","tag-run"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3935","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3935"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3935\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3935"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3935"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3935"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}