{"id":2213,"date":"2012-01-10T06:29:52","date_gmt":"2012-01-10T04:29:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/?p=2213"},"modified":"2018-07-10T14:32:19","modified_gmt":"2018-07-10T12:32:19","slug":"things-youd-better-not-do-with-a-copier","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/?p=2213","title":{"rendered":"Things you&#8217;d better not do with a copier!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-2460\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Movies-Oscar-icon-64.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"64\" height=\"64\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Movies-Oscar-icon-64.png 64w, https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/Movies-Oscar-icon-64-24x24.png 24w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 64px) 100vw, 64px\" \/>This guy thought: &#8220;Hey let&#8217;s do some copier prank&#8221; and promptly completed<br \/>\nhis task. However he didn&#8217;t calculate several things in and so, his prank went<br \/>\ninto a big disaster. First, he didn&#8217;t think of the load weight the copy glass<br \/>\nmight carry and second, he underestimated his own weight.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->The result: One broken copier and glass in his ass!<\/p>\n<p>My only short but direct comment: Ouch!<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 640px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-2213-1\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/fat-ass-breaks-photo-copier-360p.mp4?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/fat-ass-breaks-photo-copier-360p.mp4\">https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/fat-ass-breaks-photo-copier-360p.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p>How do you explain THIS to your boss?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This guy thought: &#8220;Hey let&#8217;s do some copier prank&#8221; and promptly completed his task. However he didn&#8217;t calculate several things in and so, his prank went into a big disaster. First, he didn&#8217;t think of the load weight the copy glass might carry and second, he underestimated his own weight.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[767,150],"tags":[1293,30,1291,559,1077,1294,1292],"class_list":["post-2213","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun-2","category-video","tag-ass","tag-break","tag-copier","tag-glass","tag-machine","tag-painful","tag-xerox"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2213","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2213"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2213\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}