{"id":1798,"date":"2011-10-27T13:02:38","date_gmt":"2011-10-27T11:02:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/?p=1798"},"modified":"2018-07-10T11:12:06","modified_gmt":"2018-07-10T09:12:06","slug":"dont-joke-with-crabs-they-can-hurt-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/?p=1798","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t joke with crabs! They can hurt you!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-648\" title=\"video\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/video.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"64\" height=\"64\" \/>I think, Dostojevski would be once more proven right with his provocative<br \/>\nbook title &#8220;The idiot&#8221;. But in this case, two russians couldn&#8217;t help it to annoy<br \/>\na wandering crab. The crab found a way to exact revenge on the one guy<br \/>\nwho picked it up. But watch for yourself:<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->And I also ask myself, why on earth should I pick up such a crab and let it fiddle around with its clamps near my body (especially the nose which is delicate to pain).<\/p>\n<p>Well&#8230; serves him right:<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 640px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-1798-1\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/CrabPinchesNose.mp4?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/CrabPinchesNose.mp4\">https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/CrabPinchesNose.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think, Dostojevski would be once more proven right with his provocative book title &#8220;The idiot&#8221;. But in this case, two russians couldn&#8217;t help it to annoy a wandering crab. The crab found a way to exact revenge on the one guy who picked it up. But watch for yourself:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,767,19,150],"tags":[1006,1005,1008,139,207,1007],"class_list":["post-1798","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-curiosities","category-fun-2","category-thoughts-2","category-video","tag-clamp","tag-crab","tag-guy","tag-idiot","tag-pain","tag-russian"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1798","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1798"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1798\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1798"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1798"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1798"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}