{"id":162,"date":"2011-07-06T00:57:04","date_gmt":"2011-07-05T22:57:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/?p=162"},"modified":"2018-07-13T09:25:38","modified_gmt":"2018-07-13T07:25:38","slug":"very-nasty-wakeup-call","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/?p=162","title":{"rendered":"Very nasty wakeup call"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-648\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/video.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"64\" height=\"64\" \/>You probably do not want to get awake like this.<br \/>\nBut for the gal of this guy it seems rather normal<br \/>\nto wake him up with kinda strange methods! <br \/>\nI, myself would not want to be woken up like this!<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Watch:<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 640px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-162-1\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Very-nasty-wakeup-call.mp4?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Very-nasty-wakeup-call.mp4\">https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Very-nasty-wakeup-call.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p>The sounds are ultimatively funny&#8230; <img src=\"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/wp-includes\/images\/smilies\/wink.png\" alt=\";)\" class=\"wp-smiley\" style=\"height: 1em; max-height: 1em;\" \/><\/p>\n<p>For all those impatient ones: At 0:45 the fun starts<br \/>\n*click*<br \/>\n*SPLASHHH!!*<br \/>\nHaa hua hua haaa what the&#8230; hua HUAAAAA WHAT THE&#8230; HUAA F**K OFF! HUAAAA HUAAAA HUAA!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You probably do not want to get awake like this. But for the gal of this guy it seems rather normal to wake him up with kinda strange methods! I, myself would not want to be woken up like this!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,150],"tags":[16,210,208,116,213,25,212,209,151,211],"class_list":["post-162","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-curiosities","category-video","tag-annoyance","tag-bed","tag-cold","tag-ice","tag-nasty","tag-prank","tag-shivering","tag-wake","tag-water","tag-wet"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=162"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.netspark.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}